Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere by Hansen Mykle
Author:Hansen, Mykle [Hansen, Mykle]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Published: 2008-10-29T05:00:00+00:00
(Very loud chopping of helicopter blades.)
BRENDA SPONGE:
Hello America! I’m Brenda Sponge! And this is: “Operation Cuddlebottom! Deep Impact!”
(Theme music: “Theme From Cuddlebottom”)
BS: I’m speaking to you live! From a C-130 Search and Rescue Chopper! And we are landing, right now, in the notorious cecum! Of Agnes Cuddlebottom! The site! Of a grisly attack! That left one man dead! And another! Anal explorer Doctor Emil Muller-Fokker! Missing!
With me are! Commander Jock Thrustworth! Of Mount Venuda Search and Rescue! And his crack team! Of rescue marines!
COMMANDER JOCK THRUSTWORTH:
Semper Fi!
BS: And our guide! Who you all know well! Jojo! The monkey!
JOJO THE MONKEY (SIGNING):
EAT POOP.
BS: Jock! We’re almost down! What’s the scenario?
JT: Our pilot has fogged the area with Lysol. On my signal, we deploy and secure the cecum! Any signs of resistance, and my rescuers will shoot to kill!
BS: This is personal for you! Isn’t it, Jock!
JT: For all of us, Brenda. We lost one of our best men down here. All right boys ... hit it hard!
SEARCH AND RESCUE MARINES (CHORUS):
Semper Fi!
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